It was a perfectly ordinary Friday in 2026, which meant absolutely nothing was ordinary.
At 6:00 a.m., the coffee maker refused to brew until its firmware was updated. The update required a password, a six-digit verification code, and acceptance of a 47-page privacy policy.
By 6:30, the refrigerator had emailed a warning that the milk was approaching its expiration date. It also suggested three alternative milk subscriptions, none of which involved cows.
At 7:00, the television announced that artificial intelligence would soon replace half the world’s jobs. Five minutes later, the same television displayed an advertisement for a $79 monthly subscription to an AI life coach that promised to help people cope with losing their jobs to artificial intelligence.
Meanwhile, Congress had scheduled an emergency hearing to determine whether the country was heading in the right direction. After six hours of testimony, both parties agreed that the other party was responsible for the wrong direction. They scheduled another hearing.
On Wall Street, investors celebrated because a company with no employees, no products, and no revenue had reached a trillion-dollar valuation. Its business plan was to develop artificial intelligence that would eventually figure out what the company should do.
The stock rose 37 percent.
Across America, people were arguing online about whether electric vehicles, gasoline vehicles, or autonomous vehicles represented the future of transportation.
Meanwhile, a farmer in East Texas climbed into his 1987 Ford pickup, turned the key, and drove to town. The truck had 340,000 miles, three different-colored doors, and no touchscreen.
It started on the first try.
By lunchtime, scientists announced they had discovered another potentially habitable planet 42 light-years away. Social media immediately erupted into arguments over who should govern it, what language its inhabitants should speak, and whether its atmosphere was contributing to climate change.
Nobody had actually been there.
At 2:00 p.m., a major technology company announced a revolutionary new communications platform that would allow people to exchange short messages instantly without using email, text messages, or social media.
They called it “Talking.”
Unfortunately, the first demonstration failed because nobody could remember how to make eye contact.
By 4:00, the internet was buzzing with news that an AI chatbot had passed the bar exam, written a novel, diagnosed a rare disease, and designed a spacecraft.
However, when asked to print a two-page document on a Windows 11 computer, it replied, “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
At 5:00, a man in a rural Texas community finished his day after dealing with three malfunctioning computers, two network outages, a billing dispute, and a printer that insisted it was offline while actively printing 37 copies of yesterday’s weather forecast.
He walked outside, sat down, and watched the sunset.
A neighbor wandered over and asked, “Well, what do you think about the world today?”
The man thought for a moment.
“Well, we’ve got computers that can think, cars that can drive themselves, phones that know everything about us, and refrigerators that can order groceries.”
“Sounds like progress,” said the neighbor.
“Maybe. But the computers need updates, the cars need charging, the phones need passwords, and the refrigerators keep ordering almond milk.”
The neighbor nodded thoughtfully.
“So what’s the solution?”
The man leaned back in his chair.
“I’ve decided we need fewer experts, fewer subscriptions, fewer passwords, and more people who know how to fix things with a screwdriver.”
Just then, his phone buzzed.
IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION: Your daily screen time increased 14 percent this week.
He looked at the phone, shook his head, and turned it off.
For the first time all day, nothing beeped, buzzed, updated, requested permission, or asked him to verify his identity.
The neighbor smiled.
“You know, maybe we ought to spend more time enjoying what God gave us instead of trying to improve everything He made.”
The man nodded.
“That’s probably the smartest thing I’ve heard all day.”
Then the neighbor’s smartwatch interrupted.
WARNING: You have been sitting for 12 minutes. Time to stand up!
They both stood.
Not because the watch told them to.
But because the mosquitoes had arrived.
And in East Texas, regardless of how advanced civilization becomes, mosquitoes remain firmly in charge.
The End.
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